“Oh look, that’s the family style dinner. I think it serves 2 or 3. Yeah 3.”
“You could eat that by yourself.”
“I’m not that much of a fatass.”
“I didn’t say you were a fatass. You’re a champion.”

“Why did you change?”
“What?”
“You were wearing a pink shirt earlier and now you’re not.”
“Yeah. I wanted to wear something that’s a little more.. something.”
“A little more what?”
“Don’t question me. I’m smart, ok?”

“I’m hungry.”
“What time is it?”
“7:30.”
“I thought you were gonna go for a run.”
“I was, but I’m hungry.”
“What do you want to eat?”
“I guess I can eat cereal.”
“Is that what you want?”
“I dunno. I wanna hang out with you!”
“You can always bring your cereal back to bed.”
“No that’s dumb.”
“Hey I’m just trying to solve your problem.”

“I’ll wait for you in the car.”
“Ok.”
“Did you even hear what I said?”
“Yes, you’ll wait for me in the car.”
“No, I said Kitten is in a jar.”