Monthly Archives: May 2017

“I put down that I didn’t know what kind of facial I wanted.”
“You don’t want the Gentleman’s Facial?”
“No. I’m going to tell them to just make me ageless.”

“Did you need to get gas?”
“No it’s ok, I’ll get it later.”
“But I thought that was the whole point of you driving this morning.”
“I’ll get it later so you’re not stuck in the car all bored.”
“Just get it now. We can spend time together.”
“What, me outside the car and you sitting inside?”
“My favorite kind of together.”
“You’re such a b-level itch sometimes.”

“Team Baroness.”
“I’m really disappointed in Rolf. I didn’t think he would stay with the Nazis.”
“Rolf is someone who would definitely fall for fake news.”

“Oh look, that’s the family style dinner. I think it serves 2 or 3. Yeah 3.”
“You could eat that by yourself.”
“I’m not that much of a fatass.”
“I didn’t say you were a fatass. You’re a champion.”

“Why did you change?”
“You were wearing a pink shirt earlier and now you’re not.”
“Yeah. I wanted to wear something that’s a little more.. something.”
“A little more what?”
“Don’t question me. I’m smart, ok?”