Monthly Archives: September 2015

* sees an orange kitten on Petfinder *

“If we get that, we are going to name it Trader Meow’s Cheese Puffs. No shortening of the name. So vet records, everything. They’re going to call him by his full name. Trader Meow’s Cheese Puffs.”

“I’m really glad we didn’t get a tiny baby kitten. The dogs could break its leg or something if they tried to play with it.”
“Survival of the fittest. We can’t have weak children.”