Monthly Archives: June 2015

“Are you going to Jerry Maguire it?”
“I don’t understand.”
“It’s a movie.  You should watch it.  Renee Zellweger is in it.”
“Oh, isn’t Tom Cruise also in it?”
“Yes.”
“Aren’t you proud of me that I knew that?”
“Yes.  And Cuba Gooding Jr.”
“Isn’t he also in Cool Runnings?”
“No.”
“Isn’t that the movie with the huskies?”
“No… it’s about the Jamaican bobsled team..”
“There are no huskies in it??”
“….. How do you get by in life?”