Monthly Archives: April 2015

“I named our next cat.”
“We’re getting another cat?”
“No.”
“Ok..”
“Our next cat’s name will be Percival Ulysses Reginald Sysum.”
“What the.”
“PURS (purrs) for short.”
“What if it’s a girl cat?”
“Then we’ll name it Patricia.”
“That doesn’t work. ¬†Like Percival actually could be Purrs for short, but Patricia Ulysses doesn’t work.”
“No. ¬†Like we’ll just name it Patricia.”
“Why?”
“Pat the Cat.”