Monthly Archives: April 2015

“I named our next cat.”
“We’re getting another cat?”
“Our next cat’s name will be Percival Ulysses Reginald Sysum.”
“What the.”
“PURS (purrs) for short.”
“What if it’s a girl cat?”
“Then we’ll name it Patricia.”
“That doesn’t work. ¬†Like Percival actually could be Purrs for short, but Patricia Ulysses doesn’t work.”
“No. ¬†Like we’ll just name it Patricia.”
“Pat the Cat.”