Monthly Archives: March 2015

Sam and I are discussing adopting this one-eyed sweetheart cat from the shelter.

“If we get her, I’m renaming her Emeowy Dickinson.”
“With 1 eye, she needs a pirate name. Like Captain Blacktail, or Dread Pirate Mowberts.”
“She’s a girl though.”
“So, girls can’t have pirate names?¬†Way to set back women’s rights babe.”