Monthly Archives: January 2015

“I see why you changed your shirt.  You’re trying to match your shoes.”
“Exactly.  So I look better.”
“You are so vain.”
“I’m not vain.  I’m just.. I want to be conscious of what I look like.  I’m very attentive to the image I project when I leave this house.”

“How predictable am I?  On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most predictable.”
“8.  You’re pretty predictable.”
“8?  What’s the other 2?”
“Your sudden movements.”